Proof of God's Existence via Eternal Dad Humor

It must be said: that man is risible. Risibility however is a function of humor which is both art and a gift divine and human. 

Dicendum est ut homo risibilis sit. Risibilitas autem humorem participat. Humor autem donum est divinum et humanum. 

It is second noted that some men are funnier than others. If there are degrees of humor it is required that only one would be maximally humorous (ipsum maximum esse risibile). 

Altera notum est ut quidam autem homines plusquam risibilis sunt ut altri homines. Si gradus autem humoris sunt, requirunt ut sit unum autem maxime risibile, ipsum maximum esse risibile.

Therefore the Being which is maximally humorous must also be the source of all humor (because humor is good, true, and beautiful), and this Being we call “God”.

Ergo Esse ut sit maxime risibile necesse est esse fons omnium humorum (quia humor est bonus, verus et pulchrum). Et Esse hoc dicitur "Deus".